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Where will the current Jewish generation retire?
Maybe I’m going out on a limb here, but as a 24 year old, I’m thinking about retirement. Not for the present – odds are I won’t make enough money to ever retire – but more importantly in the future....
View ArticleFred Armisen to perform in Burlington, Vermont!
What? What’s going? Have I suddenly moved to Austin, or possibly a smaller Portland? When did little liberal Vermont get someone as big as Fred Armisen to perform? In a Unitarian Church? The same one...
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True Life: I Wasn’t at Made In America
I get it now. I get what it’s like to live in a town where there is a musical festival. Dear G-d, Austin I pity you. Wait, let me clarify. I get what it’s like to be in a town where there is a music...
View ArticleWatsky Goes “Walking Dead” In New Video
I am not against cliches if they’re done well. Execution and sticking the landing count in my book, and can overcome a lot in terms of subject matter and narrative devices both novel and trite. So...
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Screw You. You’re all Idiots.
Are you a fucking idiot? Don’t answer that. You are. Don’t worry, it’s not your fault. I’m pretty sure everyone is. Except my dog. And maybe Jon Stewart. So how to deal with this new understanding that...
View ArticleMilwaukee Buses Are With The Program
Check this out. Yes, that is a city bus sporting a PBR full sleeve. Look closer and you’ll see that it went all out and is showing off the tallboy, every hipster’s 16oz weapon of choice for any...
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Cross Stitch Witches are the Best Witches
Did you think cross-stitching was just for ladies living in castles in the 1600s? Me too! Or is that embroidery? Quilting? Knitting? I don’t know. It’s one of those things for those possessing...
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Don’t Mess with Cousin Sarah
Fellow Jews, the patriarchy’s been messing with Cousin Sarah (Silverman) and that’s just one step too far for me. Patriarchy, you angered me when you instituted street harassment. When I found out...
View ArticleMath has discovered the Hipster Paradox
Math, you cruel uncaring mistress! You just couldn’t keep it a secret, could you? You just had to let everyone know that Hipsters do in fact look kind of the same, sound kind of the same, dress kind of...
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Schlitz Lipz Goes West: Day 1
Hey gang. Some of you might not know that this very blog, this sweet lil aseemblage of the written word we all love so, had its beginnings as a travel blog. If you’re a recent bandwagon baby or only...
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